Yeah, merry Christmas to you too - although you sound a bit beyond merry!
great company (apart from the in-laws)
Well at least you have in-laws. I don't any more. I used to get on very well with my mother-in-law, although my father-in-law was generally a bit of a PITA. But even he used to improve a bit at Christmas time, though.
I think that any Aussies spending Christmas in the south of the UK this year will feel right at home. It's not
quite barbecue on the beach weather, but it's getting on that way. Not like Christmas is supposed to be at all.